I have a tendency to overreact… At least my freakout today was aimed at the dog and not a person I guess!
Today Charley peed on the carpet for the first time since, like, January… I was pretty mad but I was like, Hey, he’s still a puppy. Stick him in the crate for a bit, clean it up, move on. If only.
I started cleaning it up and then decided to get him out of the way first so I went to grab him/herd him to the crate and he snarled and went to bite me. So I whacked him and continued to herd him towards the crate. Then he bit me.
Like really bit me.
Like blood.
And then my blood BOILED! (I really wish I had an appropriate reaction gif for that…) Because when I get full on angry, I’m glad I’m not on a reality show being followed by cameras all the time, like, I may have a problem except I have pretty good control over it until I am physically touched, ie: BITTEN!
So I was all, Oh ya? You wanna go there?!
Except I wasn’t cool about it, I screamed a full on oh-no-you-didn’t-now-I’m-about-to-kill-you scream. (I then realized the window had been open and hoped the neighbours wouldn’t call the cops for suspected domestic abuse…)
So I tried to corner him. For twenty minutes. While holding a tissue to my bleeding arm. And about half way through I burst into tears because I had a headache all day, work was crap, my arm was bleeding and I don’t like blood, and my dog was snarling and snapping at me like some kind of possessed creature AND ALL I WANTED WAS TO FINISH THE EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO I WAS WATCHING!! (It was the latest one by the way, “The Crimson Horror”)
So about four tissues later (three being for my nose and eyes) I managed to crate the beast and then crazy disinfect/clean/bandage my gaping wound (about half the size of a pinky finger nail) and then I went to finish Doctor Who.
However due to that incident I have been doing nothing all evening but eat ice cream and smarties (all that was on hand) and watch “The Emperor’s New Groove”, hence the themed reaction gifs…
Soooooooooo tomorrow I have to pay rent because my room looks like a cyclone lived in it for the month of April. Basically, you can pretty much only see the bed and the spot on my desk where my laptop would be if it wasn’t on my lap soooooooo,
Talk to you tomorrow!
-Becky
The Quester's Tale 